Originally created as part of The Dread X Collection II, Squirrel Stapler is a short (less than an hour long) horror hunting simulator that satirizes low budget edutainment games with pitch black humor and panic-inducing absurdist horror.
A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved–a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall–has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again.
But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: “Thou shalt not staple squirrels!”
IN SQUIRREL STAPLER YOU CAN…
- Hunt squirrels! Move quietly, hide in bushes, stay low, and pick the right time to pull the trigger!
- Lure even bigger squirrels with a squirrel call!
- Be wary of larger creatures and vengeful ghosts! You aren’t the only alpha predator in the forest!
- Freely explore a large nonlinear map littered with educational squirrel facts and more!
- Meet god!
NEW FEATURES AND FIXES
- The forest is more alive than ever with more to see, do, and hear
- Unlockable GIANT SQUIRRELS mode
- Full quality of life pass on the game balance, UI, and tutorials
- Expanded options menu
- Full controller support
- Many bug fixes
- New goodies in the goodies folder
- Achievements
常见问题解答（文件解压不了，游戏进不去，仔细阅读下面的解决办法，能解决99%的问题。）
解压密码及解压文件损坏等常见文件使用问题如何解决。
❌ 解压报错？密码错误？先看这里！
- 密码只有这两个： gamekegs.com 或 gkinto.com
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软件必须用这个： WinRAR 官方版（点击下载）。
（严禁使用快压、360压缩等第三方软件，必报错！） -
报错必然是丢包： 网站文件经 MD5 校验，源文件绝对无误。报错请检查您的网络。
✅ 解决办法： 使用百度网盘官方客户端，重新下载报错的分卷（推荐有线网络，勿用WiFi）。 - 硬件避坑指南： 请勿使用劣质 U 盘、扩容盘解压游戏！ 数据写入错误会导致解压失败。
💡 小技巧： 怀疑文件坏了？把它上传回百度网盘，如果不能“秒传”，说明您本地下载的文件确实坏了，请重下。
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